Dingalingaling
I write this from a cafe in town where they’ve started with the Christmas music. I don’t like Christmas music, and said¬†as much to Dougald. He then told me about a friend who recently walked into a Starbucks to find they’d got their Christmas menu up.
He walked up to the counter and said to the barista: “Happy Christmas!”
“What?” she stared.
“You started it!”
